one day I met a rat who had a gun

one day I met a rat who had a gun, I thought like that but this rat with this gun for more I ask him what he wants, and he replies as if the rats could speak French, I intend to kill people, oh well I say but what criteria, then he looks at me with his empty eye and he answers those I found, so in this beautiful afternoon I don't know why I was seized by a strange emotion as a gesture I catch a brick and I kill rats and I take the gun because it's like that one with the above takes what he wants, I do know what I'll do, I also can plant carrots and with the help of God, I think I'll succeed, but ultimately I do not see what I do with gun, but looking at the closer, I realize that it is a toy, so the rat lied, or he did not know the difference between a toy and a real weapon but now I'll never know because as I did it from the paradise of rats, too bad I have to move on and the greater part of the known places I see what I can do to make a barrier or waiting for night to come, which I am pleased it ' is to see others work and I suffer for them, as for me I have the chance to spend my time as I want, of course it was not always like this, there has years I worked and then one day by chance I found a carrot then she gave me two and so now everything is done automatically, the robots do all the work, it is modernity, if you can invest in new technologies, there is a wide range of mechanical workers who never go on strike and do very little error, it is also not their fault when we do not support the they can have mechanical problems so I spend all my time watching hopefully as soon as I can intervene I stand right in front, and I take the time it takes to understand what is wrong, then I call a technician and as I explained her what wrong, it quickly repairs the robot and everything works fine, it's true that at the beginning it made me a little scared, but you get used to the habit, but as we can not talk to the robots, I lead meetings with buffet and there in the fantasy life I spend evenings and even great nights, during that time my robots working, never resting except for annual maintenance, because when it ' is the time we must not miss it and all I can do is to have some kind of living with several women who each in their turn one day in the week, so I take Charlotte on Monday, Rani Tuesday, Estelle Wednesday, Marion Thursday and Suzy Friday, the weekend I allow myself the freedom to go with anyone who will like me and usually when I organize large parties it is not difficult to invite a girl for the weekend, horseback riding, visiting the caves of Lascaux and back by helicopter to not miss the fireworks that I start every Saturday that is why I always say that if we is happy it is for one simple reason, life is beautiful and I am a living I put in motion a way that fills me, if this keeps up I'm going to build an even greater palace, because everyone comes my holidays in the corner I have no competition because what I saw I saw so much as a consequence all is well