when I was sure that I had to be ready

when I was sure that I had to be ready , because it does not last very long, it's like a thrown ball , it falls quickly to the ground, unless it is lighter than air, then it can go up, up, up , up to the stars and when an astronaut will pass him the ball , he will want to tap in and here she comes back down and crashed into the street, it was a nice experience , it went beyond my expectations, I have to thank everyone, because without the help of NASA engineers , I will not complete my gift package , yes because in my mind , I had the project Mr. Obama to send the rest of my pizza, but I finally ate it , I was too hungry that day week because I could not see if I had taken my key, then in a gesture of desperation I went to the cemetery to see if I could sleep an hour after ten minutes, I see behind a large tomb , a bed with a red cover , I approach, there was no one , I extends down on the bed and I immediately fall asleep , towards evening I wake up, I slept five hours , I do not believe , how could I sleep too long , I'll come back tomorrow for a ride in cemetery , but as life is tortuous , the next day I was taken throughout the day and in the evening I was too tired to go to the cemetery, so I took a big bowl of soup and went to bed , and then the next morning I was awakened by the sound of firecracker, and opening the shutters, I saw a car was burning , but it's my car, I hurry and quickly taking the stairs at full speed I fall and I go directly to the ground floor, the time to note that I'm me nothing broken , I go outside , and a great laugh , I realize that what I thought was not true , because I had taken for the fire was just the sunlight playing on top of the car, nothing bad , but when I look back on the descent down the stairs I tell myself that I was lucky , this is how I realize that I 'm protected by a divine power , so often I get to put me in complicated situations , and last week I go to buy my newspaper and at the same time people with guns out of the bank is on the up , seeing me with a stick in hand, in an emergency where they were to flee before the police came, they think I 'm armed and I'll shoot them, so as a precaution they shoot me , I have a second to put me behind a little old lady who was passing by, but it was so small that I had to kneel down and fix me so that my head does not exceed , if although all the bullets they fired arrived on the old lady who died immediately , leaving a large house in the city center to his children and two hundred thousand euros placed on a life insurance policy , but since I do not have confidence in the police , I did not expect and I went home , so I can see from my window after the events