I get up to start the morning, I opened one eye, I'm home, everyone is asleep, it is still too early to take a nap, then I get up and I run outside in pajamas, it's a nightmare I get dressed to go outside, so I unnoticed, I do not like to draw attention to myself, I prefer to stay in the shade, it makes me feel good especially late Sunday afternoon when we know we are headed on Monday, a fragile moment that should not be ignored because any time is to be taken with caution, to know where we are going and how we go, we must be careful, poor preparation results in a funny situation, and just yesterday, I do not know why I left without thinking a neutral location, I thought of nothing, and suddenly I found myself in the middle of a herd of elephants white grazing grass, I closed my eyes to be sure that the reopening this image would disappear, but no, they were still there these pachyderms, but something had changed they were no longer white but pink, I walked cautiously away when I saw a police officer who was watering a flower, I went to him, he turned his back, I said excuse me Mr. policeman, he turned and what was my astonishment at seeing his face was that of a frog, he told me what, what, I ran away in a small street that was there, what kind of world I had landed, yet yesterday I was home, my home, of course, I must go back, it was yesterday, today is as fast as I can and avoiding crocodiles and lions, I arrived at me two hours later, I opened the door to my apartment, I had some difficulty to open because inside there was a jungle of vines and plants of all colors, big spiders came before my nose, I immediately slammed the door, regardless of desolation, that is when the cellar door opened and I saw show my wife, she beckoned me to follow, and we descended to the bottom without make noise, she showed me a dark place, I approached when I woke up in a sweat