this is a funny story

this is a funny story that I check other day I came home after six months in Asia to organize a camp Tibetan prisoners , and just as I opened the door I caught by a desire for revenge , I'll quickly up to the fridge and I break an egg, right after I take a beer, it relaxes me , I take control of the situation, everything is quiet and out I hear a dog barks, this is not what I usually do but for the reason that still escapes me I must say that everything that comes from that I got does not fit into the right boxes , I 'm making a effort while escapes me , I can not take a step without wanting to poop , and when I try to pass the time I can only do one step , the second is too far away , whereas before I could easily make ten , I must reflect , I think about all those that put in the Tibetan camps because they do not want to become Chinese , this time I saw nothing unusual, they paid me well to build the prison camp , but now now I find it incredible that China wants absolutely to make the Tibet a region of China